WikiSaurus:masturbate

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WikiSaurus:masturbate


Davie 12-06-2005, 23:21

Here you go folks, how many words can you think of?

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English

masturbate

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Verb

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Synonyms

  • audition the finger puppets
  • bang one off, bang one out
  • bash the bishop
  • beat off
  • beat your beef
  • beat the meat, beat one's meat
  • chafe the yard (dated - this term is used in early colonial-era Puritan legal documents)
  • choke the chicken (US)
  • entertain oneself
  • do the five finger shuffle
  • have a mastie
  • have a pull
  • have a wank (British)
  • jack off (US)
  • jerk off (US)
  • mutilate your mutton
  • paw off
  • play with oneself
  • pleasure oneself
  • polish the pole/rocket/trumpet
  • pull oneself, pull oneself off
  • pull your pork
  • pull your pud
  • pulling a jered
  • pump the Primus
  • punch the clown
  • rope the rat (US)
  • shake hands with benjamen franklin
  • shake hands with the cyclops
  • shake hands with the unemployed
  • spank the monkey
  • spank your frank
  • stay in with Patsy Palmer and her five sisters, or Rosy Palm and her five daughters
  • stroke the spaff-stick
  • strumming the one string banjo
  • tickle the todger
  • toss the caber
  • toss off, toss oneself off
  • tickle the trout,
  • wank, wank off (British)
  • whack off
  • fap
  • wanker
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Synonyms for Female Masturbation

  • *** oneself
  • dj diddles
  • finger oneself
  • fingerfuck oneself
  • flicking the bean
  • jacking one's iceton
  • jill off
  • making soup (to make soup)
  • three knuckle shuffle
  • rubbin' the nubbin
  • gusset typing
  • flicking the bean
  • strumming
  • rock the little man in the boat
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