WikiSaurus:masturbate
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WikiSaurus:masturbate
Davie
12-06-2005, 23:21
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English
masturbate
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Verb
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Synonyms
audition the finger puppets
bang one off
,
bang one out
bash the bishop
beat off
beat your beef
beat the meat
,
beat one's meat
chafe the yard
(
dated - this term is used in early colonial-era Puritan legal documents
)
choke the chicken
(
US
)
entertain oneself
do the five finger shuffle
have a mastie
have a pull
have a wank
(
British
)
jack off
(
US
)
jerk off
(
US
)
mutilate your mutton
paw off
play with oneself
pleasure oneself
polish the pole/rocket/trumpet
pull oneself
,
pull oneself off
pull your pork
pull your pud
pulling a jered
pump the Primus
punch the clown
rope the rat
(
US
)
shake hands with benjamen franklin
shake hands with the cyclops
shake hands with the unemployed
spank the monkey
spank your frank
stay in with Patsy Palmer and her five sisters
, or
Rosy Palm and her five daughters
stroke the spaff-stick
strumming the one string banjo
tickle the todger
toss the caber
toss off
,
toss oneself off
tickle the trout
,
wank
,
wank off
(
British
)
whack off
fap
wanker
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Synonyms for Female Masturbation
*** oneself
dj diddles
finger oneself
fingerfuck oneself
flicking the bean
jacking one's iceton
jill off
making soup (to make soup)
three knuckle shuffle
rubbin' the nubbin
gusset typing
flicking the bean
strumming
rock the little man in the boat
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